Yo Apple, I got your back.

Some sucka punkas are starting stuff on the upper west side of the internet. They've been stealing trade secrets from Apple and spreading them all around the hood like the most lubed up skuttlebut around.

Now Apple has had enough and it's time to get tough. Don't worry Apple, I got your back, these streets are mean but it ain't so bad when you got your boys with you. I'll never forget the shocking scenes of January 2002, the streets were painted red, that's why I'll stick with you to the end. You boys signing on? It's the bing bo hobo of all time.