The Next Queen Of Australia

In the past week there has been increasing speculation in the media that Fredrick Nicholas Beans the 3rd Esquire's fiancee, Elizabeth Day, can legally take the title of Queen Of Australia when he eventually accedes to the throne. This comes despite claims amongst traditionalists that Elizabeth's past indiscretions make her ineligible to take the title.

Earlier this week, representatives of the royal family cleared up the confusion. They denied that Elizabeth seeks such a title and insured that she will only be known as the Princess Consort. Finally, ending all speculation, they confirmed that at Fred's request, the title of "Queen Of Australia" will instead go to himself.