Green Eyes

There once was young lad named Greg.

He had orange eyes, but everyone else had green. He felt a bit left out so he watched a green tv screen for 15 hours. Obviously, he fell asleep.

When he woke, he went to the bathroom. On the floor in front of the door he found a loaf of bread. He picked it up. It was warm. He broke it apart and a great gush of hot air ballooned around his face. The bread inside the crust had a pale purple tinge to it. He put it down and kicked back down the corridor and walked into the bathroom, he peered into the mirror and to his disgust he had discovered that his eyes had also gone a purplish colour. He tried to wash his eyes but the running water took over his mind and he had to go to the toilet.

Later that evening Lydia, Greg's lady friend, came round for dinner. She was a bit typsy because she had just come from having drinks with her co-workers. Greg's mother had prepared a fetta cheese pie and had left it for him on his doorstep. He picked it up, chucked it in the mircowave and poured lydia a drink. The fetta cheese pie was delicious, especially if you picked out the spinich that greg's mother had tried to hide to try and trick greg into eating his greens.

Greg soon found himself on the coach with lydia staring grogily into his eyes. She had a surprised look.

"I'm sure your eyes were orange!" She said.
"Yeah, they are!" said Greg.
"No they aren't!" argued Lydia.
" Oh," said Greg, "that's right, they turned a bit purple last night because i was watching too much tv."
"They aren't purple," she said, "THEY HAVE GONE GREEN!"

And with that she jumped up and stormed out of the house. Greg never saw her again.

THE END